How NOT to Find Your Dream Girl Online

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Categories: Dating and Relationships

There's tons of articles out there advising hopeful suitors how to find the woman of their dreams online. For fun, we've decided to take the opposite approach. Here are 3 things you can do to ensure that you'll never find your dream girl.

Be Overly Materialistic

If you really want to destroy your chances of finding a great girl online, then be sure to talk about your material possessions, a lot. For example, your house, your car, your job, your money, basically anything that lacks substance. After all, who really wants to know more about you than the size of your bank account or the type of car you own? If you want to build a successful relationship with a woman you meet online, then be sure to talk about things other than material possessions. If you don't, then be sure to tell a woman, in great detail, about your designer watch or your sweet condo downtown.

Insist on Perfection

If you want to be perpetually single, then refuse to date women who don’t have every quality you desire. If your dream girl is a tall, thin, blonde who likes traveling and classical music are you going to turn away a charming brunette who prefers rock music instead? Of course! Expanding your search will only improve your chances of finding a woman with whom you connect, so naturally you'll want to do the opposite if you wish to remain unattached.

Be Agressive! Be Be Agressive!

It’s flattering when someone of the opposite sex is aggressive in their pursuit, but there is a fine line between being aggressive and being creepy. So why not take the creepy route? If a lady doesn’t respond to your advances, then naturally you should amp up your efforts. Call her three times as often. Send her twice as many emails. Demand to know why she hasn't responded to your wooring. Some experts might advise you to take a step back and focus on other potential matches, but men who want to fail at finding love will refuse to let rejection go.

Men who are overly aggressive, picky, superficial, or materialistic (or a combination of the four) may have a difficult time finding a potential partner on a dating website. So go for it! If you are sincerely seeking a serious relationship, however, try to avoid making these common online dating mistakes.

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